slug nut


/slug nut/ n. an expression used to refer to oversized l-b–, particularly when they resemble the appearance of a p-n-s.
that woman has a slug nut! how disgusting!
getting c-m all over your nut sack because you have a tiny baby d-ck but your b-lls are grotesquely over sized.
“i hear timmy has a baby d-ck.”
“but that guys b-lls are like the size of watermelons!”
“he must have the slimiest slug nuts around.”

after dipping your b-lls in a creampie’d b-tthole, your nuts are covered in feces, lube, spit, and brown water.
after fina tryin dat sh-t @ home i dipped my nuts in my wifey, and her -sshowwe din’t wanna let go. but wen dem sh-ts were fin da be released, not even salt could dry up deez slugnuts after they rocketed out of dat azzz fa sho. then i eeeked lung porridge onto her face… why…? cause dat sh-ts funny to me.

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