Slug Toucher
a person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).
slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order stylommatophora, cl-ss gastropoda) that typically lack a sh-ll and secrete a film of mucus for protection.
tom: there’s a slug on the table
jack: ooo! -touches slug-
tom: eww you’re such a slug toucher.
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