Slug Tug
that thing where the circ-mcised p-n-s head approaches the uncirc-mised p-n-s head and the foreskin is slipped over the uncirc-mcised p-n-s and used to jack it off.
“it’s not gay if it’s just a slug tug.”
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the act of a third party member masturbating two erect males whose p-n-s’ are touching by their tips. the handjob giver will slide his hand in a horizontal motion from the end of one p-n-s to the other. this act is usually accompanied by the use of a water-based lubricant and great forearm strength by the masturbator. coined on february 28th in the year of 2010 by the great snail, slug tugging has since become a national pastime of all very masculine heteros-xual males.
note: the masturbator cannot be a woman because that would be just pretty f-cking gay.
snail: hey f-ggot joe, come give me and this attractive non-ethnic, white male a god d-mn slug tug.
f-ggot joe: yes sir.
snail: good b-tch.
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