sluglationship
a relationship that a slug at west point might be in. 3 out of 5 of the following criteria must be met to qualify for this term:
1.he probably has been going out with this girl since high school
2. they’ve (probably) never f-cked, or if they have, not very well.
3. she’s fat.
4. aforementioned slug acts like he’s hot sh-t due to said relationship
5. at least one of the two are from texas.
why’s texas so happy today?
oh, he just reaffirmed his sluglationship
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