Slumbering Haku


a grotesque s-x act that involves one who wears a mask. the mask-wearer -j-c-l-t-s all over himself and calls it a day. usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.
haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. this is a slumbering haku.

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