the last few weeks in the semester when you’re slummin’ it so hard and the only thing you can afford is bagels and $5 boxed wine which you will save to get you through all those sh-tty finals.
connie: how’s your slumester going?

pam: last week i ran out of laundry detergent so i used body wash and the only thing i have in the ref ridge is kraft singles. thanks for asking connie!

connie: good sh-t, pam!

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