slummer
somebody who considers themself superior to the working cl-ss m-sses of the uk and who deliberately goes to a naff working cl-ss pub or venue for a night’s entertainment, merely to wake up thankful the next day that what they experienced isn’t actually part of their real lifestyle experience.
henrietta: h-llo, marmaduke. you look tired. hectic night?
marmaduke: yah. went incognito up to the council estate and visited a public house doing karaoke. smoked forty f-gs, sang five songs, ate fish and chips and made out with a single parent mother.
henrietta: yuk! you slummer.
sl-tty summer. usually enjoyed by freshman in high school. once they get the d-ck, they can’t get enough.
hey brit, have you heard about endylion?
yeah! guess she got hit with that slummer!
duh! she gave head to at least 6 seniors. no need to say how many she’s f-ckaducked.
someone who intentionally f-cks someone below their league because it’s just that f-ckin easy.
john: tyrone, what did you do last night?
tyrone: i went to that dive bar to go pick up some easy b-tches!
john: f-ckin slummer!
a sl-tty summer. it is believed that the heat of the sun and the magnetic effect of short shorts can reduce one’s judgment of females for the length of the summer, causing them to enter week-long relationships with sl-ts . it is also common that each girl is even worse than their precedent.
guy 1: dude, your gf is a sl-t she scoops n shes a b-tch. f-ck bro what is this gf #5 of the summer? ur first ex this summer is hot as h-ll compared to this sh-t!
guy 2: wtf bro, shes f-cking hot? whats wrong with you?
guy 3: give him a break guy 1, he’s just been having a slummer.
slummer(noun): a period of time where you p-ss da f-ck out; a bomb -ss nap
slummer(syn); a slum sleeper
i’m tired as h-ll, bout to murk a slummer.
it’s lookin like dat time, kid. time for a slummer. good-night.
f-ck cl-ss, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.
slummer(noun): a period of time where you p-ss da f-ck out; a bomb -ss nap
slummer(syn); a slum sleeper
i’m tired as h-ll, bout to murk a slummer.
it’s lookin like dat time, kid. time for a slummer. good-night.
f-ck cl-ss, im bout to get dat good ole slummer in.
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