slump jump
the act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure–but not the statue of liberty–to their inevitable death. for what billy zane did at the end of “t-tanic” when the stock market crashed, see: slump shot.
as my mama used to say, “when the goin’ gets tough, the weak get jumpin'”.
me: jesus, boy, what happened to timothy. i haven’t heard from him in dayyyssss
jesus: oh, he slump jump. he is in hevan now wtigh meee.
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