slump season


the awkward phase in between halloween and thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. this period of time also overlaps with cuffing season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.
“hey man, wanna hang out?”
“sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“ah come on, let’s do something!”
“nah…”

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