Slumpernitches


horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the destin sun.(2) extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only dill pickles, not kocher pickles.
“my slumpernitches so bad.” “i need a pickle jar more than anything in the world.”

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