slumping


when a young male lowers his standards for casual s-xual encounters. “sl-t humping.”
“i feel like there are no interesting girls here…. i think i’m going to end up slumping again for my birthday.”
one human humping another while asleep…

sleep + humping…. often done when both partners have pjs on.
one night after a long day at work bob briefly slumped jane…. the slumping was not of a duration that jane found acceptable.

jane was left unfullflled.
taking a dump while sleeping.

hence slumping.
#1: bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: i was slumping, ya pr-ck.
having s-x or romping in a sleeping bag.
me and jon saw two people slumping while we were walking around the campsite.

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