Slunce


slunce : profoundly bad diarrhoea. usually reminiscent of a waterfall and/or volcanic explosion.

causes : very hot curry, polluted water, etc.

treatment : much wiping usually required. advisable to drink lots of water.
1. “i ate a vindaloo last night, and filled the bog with slunce this morning.”

can also be used as an insult, ie:
1. “your face is about as attractive as a bucket of slunce.”
2. “this food tastes/looks like slunce.”
3. “your essay is utter slunce.”

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