Slurkin’
verb- super lurking. when someone is pushing the boundaries of generic creeping by making a daring approach. slurkin’ is all about over confident creepers. can be used as a noun- slurker.
hot b-tch 1: how was your night?
hot b-tch 2: well, it was good..but all these guys were slurkin’ trying to dance on me, buy me drinks, asking me if i liked horses, telling me i should model outfits made out of dental floss.
hot b-tch 1: oh, i hate slurkers.
-when your b-lls stick to the inside of your leg.
-one of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the b-lls from the leg.
-whats wrong with you? you seem agitated.
-yeah im slurkin like a m-f- its bothering me
the act of lurking while wearing a slanket, also known as a snuggie.
look at that fool slurkin’ round the house.
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