slurm

a sloppy bl-wj-b involving two d-cks in one mouth. always ends with a happy explosion with cream. then, the mother of the taker, must drink the remaining cream
i just slurmped those two guys.
a highly-addictive soft drink produced on the planet wormulon. has a mysterious secret ingredient.
slurm–it’s highly addictive!
a really tastey beverage consisting of vodka and mountain dew! or citrus drop mixed together in a pint gl-ss for a refreshing and invigorating way to enjoy any vodka!…
“just made a fresh batch of slurm lets get trashed n talk politics ! yeah right ha drink some.”

“just got some citrus drop and some vodka ……..lets pop the drop and make some slurm!”
to be used when someone looks or has the features of a slug. taken from the lovable character slurms mckenzie from futurama.
hey slurms,

ashley clark your such a slurms,

get out of my house slurms.
this is not the correct definition for a “slurm” but its my own definition!

a slurm is a word to describe a males p-n-s that is long and thick! long like a worm and thick like a slug therefor it is a slurm! (slu) being the slug(thick,fat p-n-s) and (rm) being worm(long p-n-s)
did you see chris’s c-ck! he has a slurm! it looks so tasty!

your p-n-s isn’t a slurm like mine!
disorder, disturbance, commotion, to cause annoyance
”stop being such a slurms.”
or
”you’re being such a slurms, just get over it!”
someone who tries to get by without doing any work. lazy.
john is being such a slurm today.

he has been slurming around the house all day.

slurm of the month

slurm is worm as sloth is to slow.