slurp brain
when you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. as if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.
“i can’t stop giggling right now. major case of slurp brain.”
“i’m so out of it.”
“slurp brain?”
“yes, it’s all mush up there right now”
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