slurp off


f-ll-t–. a bl-wj-b. suck off.
“i’m hard as a diamond; i need a slurp off.”

“that girls gonna slurp me off.”
the slurp off is a s-x act. similar to a bl-wj-b, getting slurped off involves one’s tounge being stuffed down the receiver’s d-ckhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the t-st-cl-s. the act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.
martin will slurp off people for a quarter an hour.

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