Slurpie


when eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.
dude i had a really good p-ssy slurpie last night
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a sl-t with herpes. (sl-t + herpes)
guy #1: yo, i had raw s-x with vicky and wendy last night.
guy #2: you idiot! those girls are slurpies!
guy #1: nooooooo, now i got herpes!!!
a frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

for more on arabian immigrants, see also dune c–n, towel head, andcamel jockey.
joe: hey, larry! let’s go get a slurpie from 7-11!

larry: yeah! i hear the dune c–n is working their today!

joe: dammit! he always rips us off!

larry: oh yeah…
c-nn-l-ng-s. as bl-wj-b is to f-ll-t–, “slurpie” is to c-nn-l-ng-s.
“c’mon baby, gimmie a slurpie”, she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.
the best drink from any store ev4h. it is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.
i went and got a 1.18 litre slurpie for only $1.83 after the concert last night. it was the bomb-sauce!
the act of f-ll-t– performed upon a limp p-n-s lasting for more than 5 seconds.
dude, i was so drunk i couldn’t get it up. she gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then i p-ssed out. it was awesome.
the greatest beverage you can ever purchase. go into your local kwik trip, go to the back of the store and you will see many different size cups (like mega buddy, big buddy… ect). you fill it up with smoothy slush and three flavor shots. 32oz for 1.87, what could be better than that?
f-ck big gulps i want a slurpie.
p-ssy juice
i sucked her slurpie

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