Slurpka


is a alcoholic drink that consists of mixing about half cherry slurpee from 7-eleven and half vodka of any kind. it was invented by a russian and her friend in the summer of 2011 and is a hit at most college parties!
it’s hot today and we have a whole bottle of vodka and nothing to mix with, let’s go make slurpka’s to cool off!

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