sluru


noun, comes from the english words “sl-t” and “guru”.

a female in her late 20s/early 30s with a deep knowledge of all thing sl-tty, gained through years of experience. her friends in their early 20’s look to her for guidance in any number of things, be it how to make sure hookups/booty calls don’t try to spend the night, how to hook up w/ brothers, best-friends, roommates, etc. without drama, how to turn a friend into a “friend with benefits” and avoid the awkwardness that can come post-hook up, even how to best recover from a hangover. a sluru is widely respected throughout her circle of friends and is often known even beyond her immediate friends, she is somewhat of a legend among girls.
chick 1: ugh, i hooked up with these two roommates and now it’s a big mess!

chick 2: here’s the number of my sluru, call her, she will bestow her wisdom upon you.

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