Slush-punched
a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the gl-ss until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.
i tried to finish that last daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.
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