slut cancer

having irregular cervical cells that could lead to cervical cancer, caused by hpv. called sl-t cancer to imply that contracting the std that is caused by human papillomavirus hpv, is due to s-xual promiscuity. when in fact, promiscuity is not a mitigating factor in contracting hpv (50% of s-xual active teens and young adults have some form of hpv).
karen: i think i might have the sl-t cancer. i had an irregular pap smear the other day. i might have to get the irregular cells lasered off.

julie; but karen, you’re not a sl-t. lotsa women get hpv, and have abnormal paps.
sl-t cancer is malignant cancer of the cervix uteri or cervical area. it may present with v-g-n-l bleeding but symptoms may be absent until the cancer is in its advanced stages. treatment consists of surgery (including local excision) in early stages and chemotherapy and radiotherapy in advanced stages of the disease.

pap smear screening can identify potentially precancerous changes. treatment of high grade changes can prevent the development of cancer. in developed countries, the widespread use of sl-t screening programs has reduced the incidence of invasive sl-t cancer by 50% or more.

human papillomavirus (hpv) infection is a necessary factor in the development of nearly all cases of sl-t cancer. hpv vaccine effective against the two strains of hpv that cause the most sl-t cancer has been licensed in the u.s. and the eu. these two hpv strains together are currently responsible for approximately 70% of all sl-t cancers. since the vaccine only covers some high-risk types, women should seek regular pap smear screening, even after vaccination.
jade goody was such an easy lay, every guy over the age of 16 in ess-x had already come back for thirds. it’s no wonder that poor chav tart is dying of sl-t cancer.