Slut Doctor
these are doctors that help all females give birth. 9 months after a female has wh-r-d around, she will be puished with a small creature that will develope into another human. the person who is paid to help remove the creature from the sl-t is often reffered to as a “sl-t doctor”, because his only aim is to help the sl-t.
stacey(pregnant): i’m so nervous, when those guys were waitng in line to have s-x with me 9 months ago i never thought that i’d end up in hospital, i’m so scared!
tracey: don’t be scared babe, the “sl-t doctor” knows what he is doing. he will get that creature out of you in no time!
stacey: i hope so! i look like an elephant.
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