Slut Flu
after you have been broing out and hooking up with chicks for the past week you end up with you think is a simple cold. this is no normal cold however, in fact after you lose the sore throat and drainage -ssociated with normal colds. you gain the dreaded sl-t flu cough. this cough cant be fixed with medicine; the only way is to get hammered and temporarily fix the cough until it runs its course. this cough can last up to five months and normal occurances last a few weeks to a month.
“stazz you have been coughing like a smoker for a week are you sick?”
“nah bro i think i caught the sl-t flu after the makeout sesh with that rando chick, lets go out and drink so i can shake this.”
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