Slut Math
a math equation that decides if somebody (normally a female) can be considered sl-tty.
the equation is shown below:
(# of past partners) / (age – 10) = x
possible answers:
x<1 good girl, the kind you take home to mom.
x=1 average, there is nothing wrong with being normal.
x>1 sl-t, fun to play with but generally crazy.
guy 1: rachel looks cute, but with my sl-t math skills i have determined she is a sl-t.
guy 2: how did you do that?
guy 1: well she is 16 years old, and has slept with 18 guys. it is simple math, 18/6=3.
guy 2: d-mn dude, you’re right, she is a super sl-t!
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