Slut Theory
a theory that states that any girl at the bar who says “i’m not a sl-t” without being provoked or actually being called a sl-t…is always a sl-t.
aaron: hey can i buy you a drink?
jane: no…i’m not some sort of sl-t!
aaron: i never said you were.
aaron(to friend matt): did you hear that girl?
matt: yeah man, sl-t theory says shes definitely a sl-t! go for it!
…later that night after hooking up…
jane: you must think im some kind of sl-t huh?
aaron: yeah…kinda
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