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a primitive, unwritten, unspoken, totally subjective, ever-changing rule that defines how much a girl can sl-t herself up without becoming a target for harsh criticism from her female peers.

as it doesn’t stem from any higher brain function, the subjective usually (possibly truthfully) denies all knowledge, though mentioning it will usually provoke other areas of the reptilian part of the brain, typically the medula oblongata, resulting in a burst of anger.

as old as time itself, this rule continues to be prodded and probed by ‘mostly’ young women, trying to stretch the boundaries and hence gain the upper hand in the popularity-with-boys struggle. this continued activity has seen the rule become extremely lax over the last few decades.

psychologists also refer to this primitive ideology as the “alpha male compet-tion for women” as popularity with the opposite gender is the most common way that women gauge their own, and each other’s success in the world.
sofie: awww i hate that bl–dy janie. she’s such a sl-t! look at that thing she’s wearing.

bubbles: yeah! whadda sl-t! that’s not a skirt, it’s a belt! (… gee i’m glad i didn’t wear my really short mini)

bloke: g’day gals, whatcha drinking? four-x or vb? ‘ang on, who’s that hottie?! (walks over to janie)

sofie & bubbles: awww that sl-t!!

bubbles: … sofie, what’s with your makeup tonight anyway?

sofie: shut up! what’s with those sl-tty shoes!?

bubbles: awww you sl-t!

sofie: sl-t!

bloke to janie: awww, looks like someone violated the sl-t-trust.

janie: f-ck off you b-st-rd! womens lib!