slutheimer
a sl-theimer can be found in haltom city, tx. its a one of a kind creature. can’t trust your boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, siblings, or even pets around this beast. she can fit just about anything in her birth c-n-l. she’ll f-ck your boyfriend and half of your town in the same day. sometimes late at night after the birth givers have fallen asleep you can see the sl-theimer sneaking out to find her next victim. don’t be care free around the sl-theimer, always have protection and make no direct skin to skin contact. just kissing her puts you in contact with the last 10 or more d-cks that entered her mouth within the past 24 hours. don’t let her innocent little girl act fool you, she is a nasty sl-t. she would be a wh-r-. but she’s not worth the money or even a crumb of crack-cocaine. anyone who decides to be in a relationship with this wild animal gets cheated on at least five times before its been a month. sl-theimer is no joking matter.
“hey bro my d-ck really burns when i p-ss and i have sores all over me, what caused all this mess?”
“man, its probably from when you f-cked that sl-theimer. i turned down that p-ss around for a reason.”
“you’re probably right, i got her after the whole football team was done with her.”
a person (like stephanie) who makes up words and then won’t tell really inportant people what the mean.
she said it was tripintactular so i told her to quit acting like a sl-theimer.
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