slutility


sl-tility is a sl-t with the power to do more than one thing at once; a wh-r- that provides a public service with much to offer, but be warned, for she is the kind of person who would f-ck someone in the -ss and not have the godd-mn common courtesy to give them a reach around. she is most likely to constantly cheat on you, but will not have s-x with you, and may also be interested in b-st–lity. she will consistently lie and blame you for everything when she is conscience of what really happened but, lies to people to make you look bad and gets mad when people see through the lies. she is a user and will try to force you to change who you really are (i.e. emo rock-star into a country b-mpkin), and uses others to try to enforce the fact that you did wrong when everyone knows you were the innocent one. she will most likely act like an immature child, and thinks whatever she does is okay and that she can do nothing wrong and everyone else is at fault, when the reality is that she f-cks up 100% of the time and all you do is wait on her hand and foot.
harlie uses the power of sl-tility.

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