slutineese


a language that needs to be spoken to your ex spouse’s current partner. this language is used after you discover that the new partner apparently doesn’t understand the point you are trying to make in your native tongue.
apparently you don’t understand english when i tell you to leave me alone. maybe you will understand better in sl-tineese.

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