Slutmergency


(n) an expression used to describe a situation where one feels wh-r–like or sk-nky. can replace the common expression “help” in many circ-mstances.
sl-tmergency! i woke up to someone and i don’t remember going to bed with them!

-or-
“he’s so hot, i can’t help but hop on his s-xy self! sl-tmergency!!”

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