slutress
a seemingly cl-ssy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. an established or career woman, usually mature and divorced. a closet wh-r-.
“hey, did you see jay’s mom at the bar last night?”
“yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess”
“apparently you can still get laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school.”
“true. what a sl-tress.”
“i wish i played football in highschool.”
a girl that will do anything a guy wants in order to get something.
person 1: d-mn, i heard that mary slept with dave.
person 2:yea, thats why she got promoted.
person 1: what a sl-tress.
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