slutstache


a bleached mustache on a hot or attractive female; a mustache that serves an almost invisible barrier to keep s-m-n from entering the nasal p-ssages
dude did you see that chick” – “yeah she’s hot but loses points for the ‘stache” – “she has a sl-tstache

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