slutty trumpet


the act of which one person scr-pes the crusty feces around the ring of the r-ct-m off of their s-xual partner. their partner than ejactualtes all over the crusty snack and the two thirsty s-x deprived lovers slurp it down.
“yo jimbo, if you was down to f-ck with ms jamie, would you spit or swallow that sl-tty trumpet?”

“bro i’d eat that sh-t up like it were a sloppy joe homie. let me get in on that sl-tty trumpet!”

“i heard that sara and dashawn have been hooking up”
“no way man, did he hit that sh-t home?”
“yeah i even heard he sl-tted her trumpet”
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