sluty money


money that was to be used for a malicious purpose.
guy 1: dude i have so much money right now
guy 2: what are you using it for?
guy 1: i’m about to buy my ho an engagement ring.
guy 2: bro that’s sl-ty money, you don’t buy ho’s engagement rings, you buy your bro’s dinner instead

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