sly randy
a sly randy refers to a situation in which individual a leads individual b to believe that their relationship is entirely platonic (ie. a randy jackson “dawg”). this is then proven to be a ruse when individual a surrept-tiously rubs his shroom tip against individual b’s daffodil.
tina: but i thought you and brad were in the friendzone?
tiffany: i thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy…
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