slysexual


one who acts gay in order to get close to a girl who they normally wouldn’t be able to talk to then tries to turn the tables by saying that he’s no longer gay to get with her. slys-xuals typically show a pattern of this tactic and unintentionally build a reputation for themselves making people believe they are in the closet. the opposite of a closeteer.
wtf?! i thought peter was gay and now he apparently got with ann, wow what a slys-xual, somebody should call him out on that.

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