smac

super moist -ss crack
after working all day in the cotton fields i got a bad case of the smac.
6 more definitions
suck my -ss combined; used in the same way as when you tell someone to “suck my -ss” but telling them to suck yours and others at the same time
team 1: “you’ll never beat our high score!”
team 2: “well we just did! smac!”
super-mega-awsome-cool

used as a name, or an adjective.

can also be an insult

i.e –
super-majourly–ss-creepy
good version ~
girl 1: wow, that car was so smac .
girl 2: agreed, total smac back .

or bad version ~
girl 1: omg, she is so smac .
girl 2: i know aye ! stalker much?
a shortened way of saying southern maryland athletic conference.
boy -“i went to southern maryland…man those dudes from smac are fresh…”
subsequent mentally abhorrent condition
scenario 1
you: your sister gave me a smac when i walked in on her in the shower.

friend: good, your an idiot. hopefully it was with her ring hand.

you: no dude, a subsequent mentally abhorrent condition. that b-tch has salami t-ts.

scenario 2
you: man, your new girlfriend gave me a smac when i saw her on the beach yesterday. what do you feed that woman?

friend: yeah dude, shes like a big fluffy teddy bear, but shes got a good heart.

you: there is no way anyone could have enough personality to make up for that. but hey, whatever floats your boat man.

friend: thick chicks need d-ck too breh.
another word for a girl snowboarder that is far from a snow bunny. she has a new bruise every day when she gets home from the star ski hill because she aint scared to try new sh-t, even in front of the scenester boarders. this girl is a go-getter, and she killllsss it every time.
dude, smac f-ckin kills it! she owned in that rail jam last night
to talk sh-t on someone
“that ho is talkin smac on me”