Smack-mouth
a condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. this could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).
1. imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:
you: women don’t like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
your friend (incredulously): what?
you: no, i’m serious… it’s a real turn-off.
your friend (shrugging): hmph… either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
you: what? what’s …?
smack!
you: oh… oh, i guess i do have smack-mouth.
2. imagine you are standing at the bus stop. a kindly stranger approaches you…
stranger (pointing at your lip): excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
you (fumbling with your mouth): huh? smack-mouth? what’s …?
smack!
you (ruefully): oh, i guess i do have smack-mouth.
a condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. this could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).
1. imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:
you: women don’t like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
your friend (incredulously): what?
you: no, i’m serious… it’s a real turn-off.
your friend (shrugging): hmph… either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
you: what? what’s …?
smack!
you: oh… oh, i guess i do have smack-mouth.
2. imagine you are standing at the bus stop. a kindly stranger approaches you…
stranger (pointing at your lip): excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
you (fumbling with your mouth): huh? smack-mouth? what’s …?
smack!
you (ruefully): oh, i guess i do have smack-mouth.
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