smacking pee-pees
a term used in the marine corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. sometimes, the person isn’t even in much of a sh-t sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. simply put, punishing someone.
hey lieutenant smith, did you see lieutenant schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the captain? yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.
i swear, if i see one more marine wearing the uniform improperly, i’m gonna start smacking pee-pees.
v. a phrase made popular by marine staff non commissioned officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. also known as having your d-ck slapped.
fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.
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