smacking the jauga

a slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. it is natural and done without thinking. a jauga is a large, usually circ-mcised p-n-s.
man, last night my mom walked in on me while i was smacking the jauga! i didn’t even know i was doing it!

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