SMAD or S.M.A.D.


“stock market anxiety disorder”. this is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. it’s directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.
with my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, i clearly suffer from smad or s.m.a.d. or “stock market anxiety disorder”.

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