smag


n. c-m, s-m-n, j-zz
v. the act of c-ming, -j-c-l-t–n, j-zzing
n. jesus always hated getting smag in his beard.

v. snake: i heard you’re dating the new girl.

werewolf: if smagging on her face const-tutes dating, then you are correct sir.
another word for a cigarette
dude, gimme one of your smags
all things dope!. (cars, clothes, hoes)
hot chicks with tattoo’s are smag!
dope music is smag!
a person who smokes weed, then acts in a gay or h-m-s-xual manner.
“hey big daddy w, look at papa james rubbin up on your and callin you cutie after takin that huge hit of weed, what a smag.”
an abbreviation for “small asian girl”
after performing a trend -n-lysis, i realized i only date smags.
smoke-tag. to hit someone with a smoke grenade in gears of war. smagging is similar to frag tagging, where one sticks a grenade that is actually lehtal to someone. smagging, however, does not kill. it only maims the pride.
“aw, son of a b-tch! i killed him, but he smagged me. what a b-st-rd!”

“g-d d-mn it! he smagged me and ran off!”

“ha ha, look at that jack-ss i smagged. you can see his trail of smoke as he runs off and hides.”
want to smoke a f-g?

usually if said fast “wanna smoke a f-g” it comes out as “smag”
miki: wanna smag?

c-ssy: ye gimme one.
a combination of “a tad” and “a smuge”; larger than a tad but less than a smuge. for an amount of something.
person 1: “hey, how much do you like joe?”

person 2: “only a smag”

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