Smains
bar code for john smiths. a holy liquid guzzled by men mainly over the age of 40.
barmaid: “what will it be love”
punter: ” pint of smains….make it a good un”
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- smash and grab
1)a form of petty thievery where the thief has a limited amount of time before he must flee the scene, and so maximizes this opportunity by breaking the gl-ss of a storefront or display and grabbing as much loot as is possible in a single swoop. often a shattered mess is what remains of the […]
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a euphuism for s-xual intercourse. “i’d like to smear cake with him”
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when someone does something completely out of context and diverts the attention to themselves negatively. yo hes smearing out right now, he just bit the bogey in half and now he is humping the floor…in front of all these chicks
- SMEF
sudden m-ssive existence failure. the instantaneous dissappearance of a great deal of stuff. large parts of s.e.asia experienced smef due to the tsunami, they /it was smefed. acronym for “super mega epic fail” for when someone shows that darwinism isn’t weeding out the not so smart folks. guy 1: “steve ordered 500 shirts, all of […]