small dog theory
similiar to the hoop earring theory. the size of the dog correlates the level of a woman’s promiscuity. the smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.
“hey man, i met this girl at the dog park. she’s got a chihuahua, and she seems into me.”
“she is into everyone man, its the small dog theory.”
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