Small Porn
the habbit of watching p-rnography in the work place with the media player shrunk down as small as it will go in the foolish hope that your collegues won’t notice you sitting with headphones on shaking your leg and then hurriedly disapearing into the bathroom for 5 mins.
whilst dave was waiting for the code load to finish, he entertained his work mates thinking n-body could see his small p-rn.
then he went for a cigarette.
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