Small Smiling Face
the face of pure evil. this ‘small smiling face’ was found on amazon, the user claiming to have ‘3 used and new’. months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? a team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in ohio. avoid at all costs. for more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter ‘small smiling face amazon’ into google.
‘my small smiling face has killed my mother.’
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