small time


a human being who catastrophically fails at everything they do. someone who is small time could also do something completely inappropriate such as play fifa at a social gathering all night or hurt themselves in ridiculous ways.
he just tried to down his pint, and spilled it all over himself. small time.
a small person trying to act big can be referred to as ‘small time’ – the opposite of ‘big time’
who? small time? he should grow a bit first.
1. your childhood, a time when you were “small”.

2. a period of time where nothing much happens, life is pretty dull and you don’t do anything noteworthy or of interest to anyone, barely even yourself.

3. an event or situation that is uninteresting and bores you, or is unimpressive. a matter which isn’t worth your time.
1. “me an’ chris have been friends since small times.”

2. “it sure has been small times ’round here since all my friends started going to college.”

3. “man am i ever glad to be out of there, that show was small times.”
someone who tries to go big, but fails horribly. someone who doesn’t understand their own limits.
shaq goes in for the big dunk, random player tries to stop him and draws the defensive foul.

shaq: nice try, small time
the act of wanting a team to lose, based solely on the fact that the supporters of said team speak funny/earn more than you/support a minority sport.
bonesgiles from dangerhere.com

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