smalldickmobile


a high performance sports car (usually a ferrari, lamborghini, porsche, maserati etc…) that is bought (or rented) in order to attract women and compensate for a small p-n-s. also, the owner/renter has never worked on it, and sends it to a shop for modifications or repairs.
beverly hills is full of people and their smalld-ckmobiles.

joe: hey dude check out that guy in that new ferrari!
bob: you mean the smalld-ckmobile?

a level of arrogance comes with owning a smalld-ckmobile

girl: a guy in a smalld-ckmobile tried to make a p-ss at me!
girl 2: you didn’t get in?
girl: no way! that guy doesn’t have the b-lls to own a man’s car!

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