smallface


an individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3″ x 3″ area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. smallfaces are most often found at nascar events. the most famous examples include the pitcher randy johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie deliverance.
jim: hey,mary lou, what do you think about my friend bob? i think he kinda likes you.
mary lou: that sumb-tch is a smallface. i mean, check out that face. his eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
indicates that a girl is easy and likes wierd sh-t in bed. girls with especially small faces love to put big hairy b-lls in their face. the smaller the face, the bigger and hairier they want the b-lls to be.
of course dude, just look at her small face.
when someone’s face gets all scrunched up when talking about something they are overly p-ssionate about.
stop making small faces over that r-t-rded anime you guys are watching.

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