smalltimore


a geographic location and a state of mind that generally can be used to reference a small east coast city, otherwise known as baltimore. smalltimore refers both to baltimore’s size and its clique oriented social scene. smalltimore is a pejorative term that refers to the fact that everyone in baltimore knows each other, and shares the same s-x partners. as well no one ever leaves smalltimore, and no one outside smalltimore knows jack sh-t about baltimore.
beer drinker 1: oh sh-t, that guy is friends with the b-tch who threw urine in my face and then spread lies about me.
beer drinker 2: welcome to smalltimore.

man: don’t i know you from somewhere?
woman: probably, this is smalltimore.
man: oh right, you are in that diy punk band. your roommate is friends with someone from my anarchist, women’s studies collective.

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